A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.
by TheBearded1 September 18, 2008
A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.
All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one!
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I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.
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I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.
by Macslacker February 4, 2006
"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."
by pinano July 9, 2004
In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.
This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.
This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.
by Russ A September 25, 2006
Slightly more than an Imperial fuck ton. The exact measurements of the metric fuck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quantity of something.
by Kenneth Allan May 29, 2008
1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.
by RK8913 January 30, 2011
by Brendan May 17, 2004